Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

blazing-forge:

inuleeli:

semi-eita:

titaniumlegman:

e-rankluck:

thedeathecchi:

Silver and gold angry mustache mecha spider

A grumpy mustached bug with a thing for spoons

Giant metal alien table with psychic powers

Its food that makes a noise.

It looks like a fucking squirrel

It has a flesh-dress and people draw it with tiddies because raisins.

Idiot rocket lizard gets struck by lightning never.

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)