We here at The Gearholder Foundation® would like to remind you that knockoff products, albeit cheaper in price, will never hold up to the quality standards of our own products, such as Irrational Rambles®, GRASS POWAH®, PATOTIES BE DAMNED®, Succulent Babes® and many more.
Please do not support The Coghaver Industries©.
What about the ever popular “Spanish may be stupid but it’s also dumb”?
Or “have your burger however you like”
… Also don’t forget about DCØ Innovations®
I can’t register those, it’d involve a legal battle - _-