Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

the-x-button: “revolver-ossified: “Anyone up for a Konami Burger? ” “sorry sir, your order has been cancelled. also we’re taking the drink we already gave you back. also we fired our only cook that doesn’t spit in the food. also we’re gonna go out of...

the-x-button:

revolver-ossified:

Anyone up for a Konami Burger?

“sorry sir, your order has been cancelled. also we’re taking the drink we already gave you back. also we fired our only cook that doesn’t spit in the food. also we’re gonna go out of business. also we hate you.”

(via funfetti-cakke)

Have your burger however you like
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