OKAY I NEED TO WRITE DOWN MY THOUGHT PROCESS ON THIS

First thought: Star’s kind of a sucker for bad boys, and the Norrisville Ninja’s the town hero of Norrisville. It would never work.

Second thought: Then again, Randy’s got this red and black edgy color scheme and hides his face all the time, so that’s definitely a blip on Star’s radar.

Third thought: lizzymodblog‘s gonna want to see this.

Fourth thought: Also gearholder

Fifth thought: Star would try to find out the Ninja’s secret identity in order to get his number.

Sixth thought: AND THEN NOMICON WOULD BE LIKE, “NUH-UH, THE PUSSY IS A LUXURY THE NINJA CANNOT AFFORD.”

Seventh thought: Wait, do Lizzy and Gear even watch Ninjashow? I gotta tag youve-doomed-us-all-jerk too.

Eight thought: BUT YEAH IF THESE SHOWS DID CROSS OVER MARCO WOULD HELP STAR BC HE WANTS TO GET THE NINJA’S AUTOGRAPH AND GET MARTIAL ARTS LESSONS.

Ninth thought: Holy crap, this might be a pretty good episode that never happens. 

TENTH THOUGHT: THIS MIGHT BE A FANFIC THAT NEVER GETS WRITTEN.

ELEVEN: EXCUSE ME I NEED TO OPEN A NEW WORD DOCUMENT.