Final Fantasy VII had one of the worst spanish translations in video game history and I could list a thousand examples of why it’s so hilarously bad, but I’ll just show you this screencap with a lady telling cloud his “fiesta”, as in literal translation of “party” (in the sense of a gathering or celebration), is waiting for him in the second floor

Actually let me share this one too:

It says “make a party of three” except the word they’re using for party is the term used exclusively for POLITICAL PARTY in spanish. They fucked up the same word twice and in two completely different ways. 

Spanish FFVII is a work of art.