chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707
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I enjoy joking around and flirting with you but jesus these arses keep being so pushy shouting shit like "go over there and date!" like no fuck that I'm having casual lewd fun with a friend

Don’tsay I didnt warn ya - .-

Anyways… Ahem, ATTENTION EVERYFAG: WE’RE NOT DATING ANYTIME SOON, ALRIGHT?

Leave muh homegirl alone damnit, she got plenty of action to keep her busy and I got plenty of business to keep me active alright?

Ship us if you wanna but nothing’s gonna happen, we’re actual real fuckin human beings here >:V