spanish you are trying to fulfill a requirement

french you run a hipster blog and are far too defensive of the french language

latin you value academia very highly but you value dick jokes more

ancient greek like latin except you also hate yourself

old english you care way too much about lord of the rings

russian you are russian

italian you are a naïve, romantic writer and you want to be a wine connoisseur (when you turn 21)

german you are an intellectual overachiever who carries a heavy burden of existential angst

finnish you just really like grammar for some reason

japanese either you live entirely for challenges or you're weaboo trash there isn't much of an in-between