what your foreign language study says about you

• spanish:you are trying to fulfill a requirement
• french:you run a hipster blog and are far too defensive of the french language
• latin:you value academia very highly but you value dick jokes more
• ancient greek:like latin except you also hate yourself
• old english:you care way too much about lord of the rings
• russian:you are russian
• italian:you are a naïve, romantic writer and you want to be a wine connoisseur (when you turn 21)
• german:you are an intellectual overachiever who carries a heavy burden of existential angst
• finnish:you just really like grammar for some reason
• japanese:either you live entirely for challenges or you're weaboo trash there isn't much of an in-between