Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite  - zodiac version

  • aries:john madden! john madden! john madden!
  • taurus:snake? snake! SNNNAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEE
  • gemini:im laughing for real right now
  • cancer:999999999999999999999999999999999
  • leo:uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  • virgo:here comes another chinese earthquake ebrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbr
  • libra:yuioyuioyuioyuioyuioyuioyuioyuioyuio
  • scorpio:big american tts
  • sagittarius:football!
  • capricorn:holla holla get $
  • aquarius:aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou
  • pisces:?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!