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what i imagine florida to be like

bisexualbrucewayne:

some guy to his neighbor: tom, you need to help me! there’s an alligator in my home going by my name watching my tv with my wife and kids
tom: i know, jim. we like him better now and we call him new jim. he’s replaced you and you will be sacrificed to appease the orange gods, as is the florida way

(via kalianos)

terry this is your tag terry ar you a crocodrile? :V
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    i went to florida like once and that’s accurate but there really needs to be more meth involved
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    May the oranges be bright and plentiful this harvest.
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    as a floridian i can say that this is very florida
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