aries so energetic. just looking at them makes me tired

taurus lazy bastards. also hoarders

gemini won't shut up

cancer needy af

leo that hair

virgo their anxiety about life is contagious

libra always passive-aggressively keeping score

scorpio is better at everything

sagittarius philosophy major

capricorn the meanest

aquarius think they know better than everyone

pisces super fucking vague, won't commit to anything