why i hate all of the signs

• aries:so energetic. just looking at them makes me tired
• taurus:lazy bastards. also hoarders
• gemini:won't shut up
• cancer:needy af
• leo:that hair
• virgo:their anxiety about life is contagious
• libra:always passive-aggressively keeping score
• scorpio:is better at everything
• sagittarius:philosophy major
• capricorn:the meanest
• aquarius:think they know better than everyone
• pisces:super fucking vague, won't commit to anything