WHY YOU WANT SCOPE FOR KUSOK MYLA? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM DIAL DERMATHOLOGICAL WORKS? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH DIAL COMPANY! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH CEO OF DIAL, TRADE STORY OF MANY SOAPS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!

OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN SOAP IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE DIAL SOAP, THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT STICK ON ALL SIDES OF SOAP. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP FLASHLIGHT OF CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY ON ONE SIDE, YOU PUT BAD SCOPE OF AMERICAN MIDDLE WEST ON OTHER SIDE, YOU PUT FRONT PISTOL GRIP ON BOTTOM SO YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY JOHN RAMBO. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP TO FUCK YOURSELF IN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF SOAP OF DIAL FOR MEN, NO?

SOAP IS FINE. YOU FUCK IT, IT ONLY GET HEAVY AND YOU STILL NO HIT LARGEST SIDE OF ASS. GO TO SHOWERS, PRACTICE WITH MANY LOOFAS OR SPONGES. THEN YOU NOT NEED DUMB SHIT PUT ON SIDE OF SOAP.