floki-the-littlest-viking:
“futuremememachine:
“Reconstructed Russet Potato Starch submerged and fried in a Premium Vegetable Oil bBend, served with a drizzle of Honey and Mustard-Seed Coulis
- $20.00
”
I am a chef and this shit had me fall off my...

floki-the-littlest-viking:

futuremememachine:

Reconstructed Russet Potato Starch submerged and fried in a Premium Vegetable Oil bBend, served with a drizzle of Honey and Mustard-Seed Coulis

- $20.00

I am a chef and this shit had me fall off my bed laughing.

(via funfetti-cakke)