Everything is a penis
Gun? Penis. Sword? Penis. Bread? Panis. Phone? Bottle? Penis. Umbrella? Penis. Microphone? Penis. Joystick? Penis. Thumbstick? Penis. Wood stick? Extra penis. School bus? Penis. Submarine? Penis. Truck? Penis. Prius? Prenus. Peninsula? Penis. Man? Penis. Woman? Penis with the balls in a weird location, but still definitely a penis
If Sigmund Freud could shitpost, this is what it would look like.