Everything is a penis

cerastes:

kineticpenguin:

Gun? Penis. Sword? Penis. Bread? Panis. Phone? Bottle? Penis. Umbrella? Penis. Microphone? Penis. Joystick? Penis. Thumbstick? Penis. Wood stick? Extra penis. School bus? Penis. Submarine? Penis. Truck? Penis. Prius? Prenus. Peninsula? Penis. Man? Penis. Woman? Penis with the balls in a weird location, but still definitely a penis

If Sigmund Freud could shitpost, this is what it would look like.

(via der-stein)