jonfawkes:

gothiccharmschool:

seananmcguire:

kanayahavethisdance:

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I won’t understand what burning a bagel has to do with good news o.o

In ancient times the people of Bosnia and Herzegovina would partake in a noble tradition of burning houses that no longer had an owner, which resulted in plots of land rich in nitrogen for cultivating rhubarbs.

The tradition had lasted for centuries until the cold war effort forced people to sell their house materials instead of burning them, so as a means to replace the houses, a man by the name of Abdulah Amar Amel proposed to the townsfolk to use stale baguels instead, which proved to have a simmilar effect.

So nowadays whenever someone receives good news you hear someone else say “Aha! The rhubarbs smile upon us!”

(via wicked-thornes)