Anonymous: You wake up next to Palutena looking at you with loving eyes, she then says "You are gonna a father" and winks.

chaofanatic:

“Why would I want kids? Being a goddess, I’ve already got a whole army worth of mouths to feed and bodies to resurect! I’ve also got a pet, his name is Pit!”

“I can’t believe you named your pet after me! I’m flattered, Lady Palutena!”

“…”

“Why do you always make fun of me?”