Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

A boyfriend can get you 12 million if you try hard enough and have the proper surgical training

(via inuleeli)

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