Hey. Watch this. I’m gonna say a controversial thing.
… Coca Cola and Pepsi both taste like ass.
I don’t know a single soft drink that doesn’t taste like ass. They all only work because of the bubbles tricking you.
Consider this: Drinks that aren’t carbonated.
You mean tea?
Yes, but also there’s these new things called juice, milk and lemonade.
I’m surprised you haven’t heard of them.
Lemonade is carbonated.
Not in my country.
Are you sure you’re not just drinking lemon juice?
No, but this isn’t about me, god damn it.
I’ve already told y'all about aguas frescas
you never listen - _-