lizzymodblog:

thenimbus:

santachomp:

solar-powered-flashlight:

thirteenfunbreaker:

meficrow:

Name is Jesus.
Miracle of repeating food.
A carpenter.
Father is mysteriously unseen.
DEEPEST LORE!!!!

Oh son of a bitch.

oh my god…

so “alzamirano” seems to be *rarity* among names, which means the creators either had to really dig for it or make something up.

now [it’s been a while since I’ve studied spanish and I could be wrong here] but “alzar” means “to rise” and “mirar” is “to watch/see” so he watches from above

jesus is literally jesus

In “Scaryoke” Soos becomes a zombie and is cured. Soos literally died and came back to life.

Mind blown.

This is either going to turn out to be canon all along or Alex Hirsch will stumble upon this himself and make it canon.

“Alzar” means “to lift” not rise, and “mira” is an acceptable sustantive, meaning “gaze/aim” and that makes more sense than having two verbs in a last name.

Unrelated to that, the “ano” is a suffix associated with belonging to a place; thus, his last name references his family’s first member being from some place called Alzamira.

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