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2ptanme:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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The story of Humpty Dumpty was based off of a story of a 5 year old being put to death in a pit of spikes.


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this is humpty the cannon. it was used to defend king henry 7th during the wars of the roses. until one day during battle it fell off the wall of the fort, broke and could not be fixed. please don’t make things darker than they really are

(Source: twerkingtargaryens, via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

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