it took me 16 whole years to realise that the “st” in 1st, the “nd” in 2nd and the “rd”in 3rd is because itS THE LAST 2 LETTERS OF THE WORDS
WHAT.
what the fuck did you think it was
1nd
2rd
3st
I tried to read that last one and it sounded like “thirst”
Yeah well I read yours as “turd” so we clearly have a winner here