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der-stein:

lizzymodblog:

Happy people annoy me.

Not because I don’t grant them happiness but because I feel being happy without having anything in particular to be happy about decreases from the joy when something does happen.

Or maybe I’m just a brooding little pessimist.

I’d rather have a higher average amplitude than the occasional spike

But the spikes are the best.

Like a concentrated infusion of joy.

Or an orgasm.

Or an even better analogy.

Spikes keep people away, they won’t want to touch that.

Or at least shouldn’t.

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