There was a theory that Hyperbeam is a breath weapon, which means they are actually Snorlax’s NOSTRILS.
So Snorlax has no eyes like Zubat.
But wait!! he’s been seen using his mouth before??
AND OTHER POKEMON HAVE BEEN SEEN NOT USING THEIR MOUTHS EITHER!?!
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!?! COULD IT BE HYPERBEAM CAN BE USED HOWEVERTHEFUCK A POKÉ WANTS TO DO IT!!?!?!?!?1