gearholder: I want to reverse-psych the shit outta your sorry ugly ass, but you're my precious friend that I love and can't bring myself to risk you falling for my chicanery in this regard "orz

nephrited:

wait okay firstly YOU LOVE ME <3 YAAAAY

secondly you called me an ugly ass so it’s too late you’ve already done what you said you weren’t going to do ;-;