I don’t actually like cake.
Or pie.
Or any baked good, really.
I mostly like meat.
I like ripping apart my food with my bare hands and teeth.
Cake is too soft and mushy.
You’re the apex predator
I don’t know exactly what that means but it sounds cool so I accept this title.
It means you’re the top dog and no one messes with you tryin’ to eat you.