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spookymodblog:

I don’t actually like cake.

Or pie.

Or any baked good, really.

I mostly like meat.

I like ripping apart my food with my bare hands and teeth.

Cake is too soft and mushy.

You’re the apex predator

I don’t know exactly what that means but it sounds cool so I accept this title.

It means you’re the top dog and no one messes with you tryin’ to eat you.

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