“You know when you have diarrhea, but it doesn’t hurt when it comes out? It’s so satisfying man.”

dont let tumblr make you think its ok to

papatulus:

papatulus:

papatulus:

not give me money

if you donate 100$ to my paypal

you. are. valid.

(via jasminesworld)

shitpost-senpai:

knightsolaireofthesun:

drgears-site-19:

what it looks like:

what it is:

Man with Keter class anomaly behind him claims he was “keeping an eye on it.”

What you think SCP is:

Originally posted by gillovny1013

What it always turns out to be: 

SCP-0069:  █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ An Owl  █ █ █ █ █ █ █ a bungee cord█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ My ass █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █and then subject shat a turtle.

(via moontouched-moogle)