twotriickhoofbea2t:

IDK = “I Don’t Know”

I, DK. = Addressing oneself as “Donkey Kong”

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308 notes5 years ago

PLEASE don’t have children

jjsupremacy:

-If you are not financially independent.

-If you are mentally ill without consistent means of treatment

-If you cannot afford doctor’s bills

-If the thought of having a gay, trans, or nonbinary child makes you upset.

-If the cant accept having to care for a child with a disability or special needs.

-If the thought of having a fat child makes you upset.

-If you have a bad/short temper

-If you’re in an abusive relationship

-If you’re not ready to put someone else’s needs first, EVERY SINGLE DAY, for 18 years.

-If you have an ideal of what this person is going to be like and anything other than that image makes you upset. 

-If you need to have a quiet and tidy home at all times.

-If you need to control all aspects of their life even into adulthood.

-if you believe they owe you unconditional, unquestionable respect regardless of your own behavior. 

-If you don’t believe they have the right to privacy in their own home.

-If you’re unwilling to change your lifestyle to accommodate the demands of parenthood.

-If you do not believe ALL humans of every race, gender, sexuality, religion, and career deserve the same rights and respect. 

Look. Your baby could be fat. Your “son” could actually be your daughter; or both or neither. They could be a lawyer or a porn star. You could have a boy who loves makeup and grows up to be an athiest that brings home an alaskan lumberjack named Boris and the two make a living doing gay camshows . You could have a daughter with blue hair, pierced tits, who is a YouTube rapping sensation called Krispee Kareem and marries a black man and wants 8 kids with him

YOU NEVER KNOW

But what I DO know is that parenthood isnt Build-a-Baby; you get what you fuckin’ get and if you’re not prepared to love and support the shit outta that baby; WHOEVER they grow up to be–

Do. Not. Have. Kids.

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6,023 notes5 years ago
fujinoshizuru:
“ By 今井くん
”

fujinoshizuru:

By 今井くん

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11,327 notes5 years ago

meat-monster-deactivated2018010: My birthday is in 26 days and I expect some birthday goo so prepare yourself now


no can do, I’m savin it for miku day ù .ú

1 note5 years ago
chefpyro:
““crash, look at this meme” ”

chefpyro:

“crash, look at this meme”

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1,689 notes5 years ago

wannabeanimator:

The Emoji Movie releases to theaters tomorrow (July 28). Here’s what people are saying about it.

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36,391 notes5 years ago

official-mugi:

ohnips:

Dream MILF ♥

Reblog this to piss off people sending OP death threats

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25,842 notes5 years ago

momfricker:

5050mixup:

reblog if you know what it did

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44,849 notes5 years ago
vaighish:
“ trash–senpai:
“ [ i hope no one has done this yet ]
Its Doug Dimmadad, owner of the Dadsdale Daddydome.
”
I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE
”

vaighish:

trash–senpai:

[ i hope no one has done this yet ]

Its Doug Dimmadad, owner of the Dadsdale Daddydome.

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

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32,641 notes5 years ago

chefpyro:

owny-chan:

i dont like this anime 

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@chefpyro

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114 notes5 years ago