not-the-conversation-starter:

janothar:

just-shower-thoughts:

Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

Conspiracy Theorist: “The moon landing was faked!”

Me: “Pfft, you believe in the moon?”

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

charlesoberonn:

Okay so when I was a kid there was this musical adaptation of The Wizard of Oz simply called The Wizard. They relaunched this show a few years ago with a new cast, and everything looks fine except for the Tin Man

All of these classic costumes, and then we have this fucking cyborg straight out of a Steampunk Star Trek AU in there.

He doesn’t just lack a heart, they straight up reprogrammed his emotions.

Isn’t that the steam power giraffe dude?

(via timurmurtazin)

falling-towers:

bullets:

[group of cavemen around a fire grunting] Me. Me. Same. Me Same. Me. Me.

[me, a wise caveman elder] me. me. m… m-muh… mood. [all the other cavemen go fuckin nuts]

(via takamoris)