chefpyro:

centipeetle:

I’m a fan of crime - burglary, theft, robbery, heists, vandalism, tax fraud, larceny, tax evasion, counterfeiting, yoinking, tax destruction  

“yoinking”??

Yoink, verb: The action upon which one yoinks a thing away from it’s rightful owner.

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201 notes1 year ago

jellyfishdragon:

when you see your friend

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17,983 notes1 year ago

antimorrissey:

justacherryblossomtree:

trans-mom:

pastelnuva:

there are only two genders, “Crack open a cold one” and “Take a fucking sip, babes”

Are you saying I can’t have a cold one and sip it too.

This is blatant “cheeky Nando’s with the lads” erasure and I will not stand for it

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81,722 notes1 year ago

cogcomics:

greatest spider-men conversation ever

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77,086 notes1 year ago
ryogas:
“ when you gotta save subaru but attendance is 20%
”

ryogas:

when you gotta save subaru but attendance is 20%

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11,775 notes1 year ago

endarkculi: 🗡️: Spoil the end to your least favorite horror movie with no context.


Idiot psychics unable to see shit coming, volumes 1 through 5.

4 notes1 year ago
lamb-oic029:
“オカルトビキニ
”

lamb-oic029:

オカルトビキニ

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1,690 notes1 year ago

nemesismess:

nemesismess:

nemesismess:

why do people like boobs anyways??

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144,739 notes1 year ago
lemonteaflower:
“that was almost a big fluffy loss.
”

lemonteaflower:

that was almost a big fluffy loss.

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4,348 notes1 year ago

puublack:

dave-mau5:

dave-mau5:

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

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YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

Australian Man Tries To Eat Fries In Peace

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252,403 notes1 year ago