chefpyro:

centipeetle:

I’m a fan of crime - burglary, theft, robbery, heists, vandalism, tax fraud, larceny, tax evasion, counterfeiting, yoinking, tax destruction  

“yoinking”??

Yoink, verb: The action upon which one yoinks a thing away from it’s rightful owner.

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jellyfishdragon:

when you see your friend

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antimorrissey:

justacherryblossomtree:

trans-mom:

pastelnuva:

there are only two genders, “Crack open a cold one” and “Take a fucking sip, babes”

Are you saying I can’t have a cold one and sip it too.

This is blatant “cheeky Nando’s with the lads” erasure and I will not stand for it

(Source: hunnyhime, via owny-chan)

nemesismess:

nemesismess:

nemesismess:

why do people like boobs anyways??

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puublack:

dave-mau5:

dave-mau5:

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

Australian Man Tries To Eat Fries In Peace

(Source: kouvufox, via norav2)