wheatley-blogs:

wayneradiotv:

if i could noclip the bullies would never hurt me

(via silver-tongues-blog)

thechronicleofshe:

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

why is this so fucking funny

(via inuleeli)

kairoscuro:

yesterday I saw a parked car with a bumper sticker that read “my other horse is a ghost” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

(via probablyfakeblonde)

great new lifehack

sexycontainmentprocedures:

breach containment and cause a CK-Class Reality Restructuring Scenario

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about K-Class Scenarios to dispute it.

(Source: sexycontainmentprocedures, via sexycontainmentprocedures)