meat-monster-deactivated2018010: These weak fuckers need you to be a girl to fuck you (forgetting fem Gear exists btw) meanwhile I'll bang you regardless in all holes

Shut the full cup thomas - _-

that-goddamn-owl: if you were a motherfucjin uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

insanelyfriendlybear: If you were a girl, then I could be straight for you.

inuleeli: If only you were a girl, then I could be gay for you

Does this mean I’m an object of desire? Of gay desire? - ~-

that-goddamn-owl: does that mean you are the designated driver, AKA the wheel holder?

meat-monster-deactivated2018010: Dude now I need to be super gay at you TWICE as hard. Just like how hard my dick is for you