Every horse movie

asensuality:

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm*
Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory”
Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all”
Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm”
*cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out*
Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show”
Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way"
Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

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once-a-polecat:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

tygermama:

byebyeskylark:

glynnisi:

captainevans:

“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.

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I want a Celebrity Obstacle Course show where all the pretty people can show off their hard stunt work for us and also occasionally eat it, because they need to be humbled sometimes. The judges would be career stunt people, to give them visibility, because they work even harder. Shirts optional.

You wouldn’t even finish the phrase “Celebrity Ninja Warrior” before Chris would start jumping up and doing yelling “Me! Me! Pick me!”

Anyone know how to contact Netflix about this?

Celebrity. Ninja. Warrior.

This needs to happen.

I expect Jackie Chan at the judges table.

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343,798 notes1 year ago

Anonymous: ok this is driving me crazy. WTF is "fucking AWCY" mean!? EXPLAIN PLZ? also GAW.


Meet the “Daddy didn’t love me so now I’m a Dada” and the “No-way’ve Post-ironic” kiddy clubs of the anomalous world.

The “fucking” part, summed up in two images:

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timurmurtazin:
“ fatcr0w:
“ argumate:
“ prudencepaccard:
“ argumate:
“NO THAT’S NOT A PIPE
”
it doesn’t say it’s a pipe, it says it’s what we call a pipe
”
I know that’s what we call it, but what’s its name
”
Jeremy
”
@gearholder
”

timurmurtazin:

fatcr0w:

argumate:

prudencepaccard:

argumate:

NO THAT’S NOT A PIPE

it doesn’t say it’s a pipe, it says it’s what we call a pipe

I know that’s what we call it, but what’s its name

Jeremy

@gearholder

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juuji:

my own headcanon of Black Hat’s past… i seen so many AUs already I wanted to jump in!!

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nestofthought: Tooru Hagakure


scruffyturtles:

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY | Hardest one to draw yet

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