Hey there, Reggie here. Welcome to this Nintendo Direct. Soon I will simultaneously appear in every single house across the planet and consume all your food. If you can stop me I will give you a Nintendo Switch. But lets face it you can’t stop me, you and I both know you can’t.
Billy Joel never sells tickets to the front
rows of his concerts. Aside from wanting
to beat the scalpers, he got tired of all
the bored, rich people staring up at him-
so now, he sends his road crew out to
bring down the fans from the worst seats
so there’ll be “people in the front row that
are really happy to be there, real fans.” Source