sakimcgee: I wanna know about Alice for the dating thing!

Pros:

• Likes girls.
• Total smooth talker.
  Basically has mad tongue skills.
• If you know what I’m saying*.
• See footnote for why you shouldn’t tho.

Cons:

• Prone to bouts of jealousy.
• Allergic to dogs.
  
• Likes pineapple on pizza.
  
• Likes fire-based things.
• Would probably fuc a robot.
• Is a disappointment to her father è _é
• …sorry where was I?
• *Again, 10 years of waiting. Or just 9 if you’re into that “borderline” shit.

insanelyfriendlysquirrel: older Rosemary

Pros:

• Health-conscious.
  
• Likes outdoor activities. Read: low cost (‘ - w-)
  
• [SPOILERS], which is an important point to most people.
• Cooking is great.

Cons:

• Uncomfortable with physical contact.
  
• Doesn’t mind your diet but will try to make you healthier in other ways.
• You have to wait like 10 years before anything happens.
  

piratedashmod: FemGear.

Pros:

• Will cosplay for you.
• Knows good places.
• Splits the bills or outright pays in full.
  
• Yes that’s a pro, don’t question  her  it . _.

Cons:

• Kisses and tells.
• Aggressively hetero. 
• Eats your fries.
• Busy lady, so little time to hang.
• Don’t give her shit, she will kick you.
• Seriously, just let her pay man . _.

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