r0kita:

some of you are so fucking swagless¹

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¹NOT my mutuals they’re chads with giant dicks

(via takamoris)

beyondthein-finite:

today our dnd party was Arguing a lot and 

paladin: WAIT. we’ve been fighting a lot since we found that fiend’s sword. is he turning us against each other?! 

dm: roll a perception check 

paladin: NAT 20

dm: *checks notes* 

dm: no you’re just all assholes

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

wayward-admiral:

(via silver-tongues-blog)

nnanii:

crotchapple:

Two trucks

imlizy:

two bottoms:

two tops:

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