The Sakhalin Island Sea Wolf was a globster that washed ashore in 2006 on the shore of Sakhalin, Russia. About eight years after the creature was found dead on the beach, its remains were closely studied. Researchers believed the creature to have actually been the carcass of a beluga whale however DNA results were never analyzed so it cannot be certain. The Sakhalin Island Sea Wolf gained a new identity when its photographs were used as the images for SCP-682.
apparently during his nintendo direct stream, joel vinesauce kept playing the first notes of megalovania every time they’re about to announce something to trick people into thinking that nintendo has an undertale-related announcement
LIKE IMAGINE you make some shitty earthbound hack and one of the songs bangs so hard andrew hussie is like “hey want to make that a homestuck thing” and then you’re like “okay also im going to make an album about being mpreg but the baby is you” and hussie said “fucking sburb you funky little bastard” and then you live in hussies basement and make an indie game with ahitty spaghetti code that can’t even be decoded and you put that song as an optional boss battle and the game gets so popular and that song gets so well known that fucking SAKURAI calls you and is like “hey wanna come to japan and play smash, and also megalovania fucking slaps, can you remix it for smash?” so you roll over to japan to play smash with sakurai and gamefreak calls like “hey megalovania FUCKING SLAPS come make all the music for the game we killed pokemon for” and you’re like yeah okay cool cool, all because you made a fucking creepy pasta fanhack where dr andross calls you a retard and one of the songs happened to slap
Norse mythology: right so the universe is all centred around this giant fucking interdimensional space tree, and Earth is at one of its roots, and it grows up through all these other realms with like giants and shit in them, and the gods live in the two at the top
Greek mythology: fuck uhh the gods live on that hill right over there lol
