Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends
me, after indulging in aforementioned content:
(via eric-coldfire)
So the Pokémon anime just had this episode with an inflatable Pikachu that has a hole in between its legs for kids to go in and play….haven’t I seen this befo-
oh….right O_O
This is the bad timeline
(via voca-lee)
25 years of ads peeled away
A warning
tomorrow
(via projectsnt)
Callout to my wife
- is not there to kiss me on the cheek cause we’re an ocean apart, so I’m going to fight the entire Atlantic ocean
This sounds like…
(via pseudonymouslps)
Day 2220 - 2 September 2017
When y’all say “Nike Mercy” this is what I immediately think of
.//projectTiGER
(via adurot)
To this day, my crowning achievement remains as the time I referred to nipples as “Dual-wielding Chest Clits” in a round of Quiplash.
Yellow Gatorade > Blue Gatorade
End of fucking discussion
what about orange gatorade?
You leave him out of this. There’s been enough bloodshed
Orange gatorade>blue gatorade>red gatorade>>>>>>>>>> yellow gatorade (aka shitty lemonade)
Hey how about you eat a whole ass
A entire ass, whole
(via karosiv-the-aura-rose)
