lostmyurl:

gustyprinceofthemonsters:

hashtagnotallmen:

abominaidan:

The best part about not having a gender is that every sort of attraction I feel is gay

after all, ‘gay’ is just a fashionable aesthetic, it doesn’t really mean anything :)

You claim to have no gender
Most people do
Thus, your genders are different

99% of your attraction is actually heterosexual

That's… actually a really reasonable way of putting it.

(via perelka-l)

139,334 notes5 years ago

mahout-chan:

It’s not just Mexico City, Cuernavaca, Morelos, Oaxaca and Chiapas need help too. My country is hurt and bleeding but hasn’t given up. Thank you all for your words. Thank you to all the people and dogs that have been helping everyone.

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(via ladyfubuki)

10,489 notes5 years ago

romanimp:

fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout?

me: sore

fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes?

me: [[also in a Russian accent]] Can crush head between legs like watermelon.

fencing coach:

fencing coach: [[still in a Russian accent]] You and I…we have very different fantasies

(via timurmurtazin)

54,819 notes5 years ago
lilboulder:
“I have no idea what the context is for Rarity’s new look but I love it anyway
”

lilboulder:

I have no idea what the context is for Rarity’s new look but I love it anyway

(via lilboulder-deactivated20200811)

379 notes5 years ago

(via ladyfubuki)

392,530 notes5 years ago

(via pencil-rebagels)

2,135 notes5 years ago
lerimar:
“My life as a robot-goth
(it’s just a phase mom)
”

lerimar:

My life as a robot-goth
(it’s just a phase mom) 

11,340 notes5 years ago

ever-e-ting:

yotsu-box:

yotsu-box:

yotsu-box:

JJBA AU where everything is the same except all the stands are named up after Vocaloid songs

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“With my stand ´THE WORLD IS MINE´ I will finish you, Jotaro!”

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“KAKYOIN!”

(via ever-e-ting)

17,876 notes5 years ago

foodffs:

CREAMY GARLIC PARMESAN MAC AND CHEESE

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!


(Source: cafedelites.com, via timurmurtazin)

16,290 notes5 years ago

thoughtmonger: Horse pussy?


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2 notes5 years ago