lostmyurl:

gustyprinceofthemonsters:

hashtagnotallmen:

abominaidan:

The best part about not having a gender is that every sort of attraction I feel is gay

after all, ‘gay’ is just a fashionable aesthetic, it doesn’t really mean anything :)

You claim to have no gender
Most people do
Thus, your genders are different

99% of your attraction is actually heterosexual

That's… actually a really reasonable way of putting it.

(via perelka-l)

romanimp:

fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout?

me: sore

fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes?

me: [[also in a Russian accent]] Can crush head between legs like watermelon.

fencing coach:

fencing coach: [[still in a Russian accent]] You and I…we have very different fantasies

(via timurmurtazin)

ever-e-ting:

yotsu-box:

yotsu-box:

yotsu-box:

JJBA AU where everything is the same except all the stands are named up after Vocaloid songs

“With my stand ´THE WORLD IS MINE´ I will finish you, Jotaro!”

“KAKYOIN!”

(via ever-e-ting)