…I can’t make a pussy joke here, they’re siblings è ~é

happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October 2016
April 2017
July 2017
September 2018
December 2018
June 2019
February 2020
August 2020
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)
*stops time, jerks off everyone im fighting, time resumes, they all cum at once and while theyre cumming i slit their throats*
couldn’t….you just….slit their throats while time was frozen?
i had no time
This is the epitome of Chaotic Good of ways to finish your enemies
(Source: graynard, via dangerousbride)
“You know when you have diarrhea, but it doesn’t hurt when it comes out? It’s so satisfying man.”

dont let tumblr make you think its ok to
not give me money
if you donate 100$ to my paypal
you. are. valid.
(via crunchie-roll)







