…I can’t make a pussy joke here, they’re siblings è ~é

2 notes1 year ago

tastefullyoffensive:

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117,177 notes1 year ago

maybeiwasserious: Concept: Skeletons and ghosts are necrophilia. They are not for sexual.


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9 notes1 year ago
scary-boi:
“@the-great-mighty-dick
”

scary-boi:

@the-great-mighty-dick

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277 notes1 year ago
the-mighty-tor:
“ blakegdiamond:
“ easyvirgin:
“ happy Thursday the 20th
”
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
”
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October...

the-mighty-tor:

blakegdiamond:

easyvirgin:

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

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1,425,671 notes1 year ago
snackat30clock:
“what
”

snackat30clock:

what

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890 notes1 year ago

that-goddamn-owl: gear u doin me a concern


Tecolotes be like

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5 notes1 year ago

letshearitforthisclown:

redgrieve:

letshearitforthisclown:

*stops time, jerks off everyone im fighting, time resumes, they all cum at once and while theyre cumming i slit their throats*

couldn’t….you just….slit their throats while time was frozen?

i had no time

This is the epitome of Chaotic Good of ways to finish your enemies

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92,657 notes1 year ago

“You know when you have diarrhea, but it doesn’t hurt when it comes out? It’s so satisfying man.”

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71 notes1 year ago

dont let tumblr make you think its ok to

papatulus:

papatulus:

papatulus:

not give me money

if you donate 100$ to my paypal

you. are. valid.

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15,828 notes1 year ago