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How Aerial Reforestation Works http://stuf.ly/aerial-reforest
BOMB NATURE WITH TREES!! MOTHER NATURE MISSLES!! ATTACK DEFORESTION WITH THE UTMOST AGGRESSION!! FUCK YES!!! THIS IS MY AESTHETIC!!!
You’ve heard of Orbital Bombardment, but now, get ready for
ARBOREAL BOMBARDMENT
Day 2,473: The Dutch continue to suspect nothing, integrity of covert operation “Barney” remains safe.
remember the three Gs: goth, gay, an gamer
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I don’t trust birds. They’re just baby dinosaurs. Whenever one grows up, the government quickly replaces it with a dead one and hides the dinosaur in an underground bunker in Idaho. That’s where they keep Nessie, too.
Nessie isn’t a dinosaur
I never said it was, that’s just where they keep everything big and green.
shrek
Shrek is only like mid-size. They keep him in Nebraska.
what about purple dinosaurs
meat-monster-deactivated2018010: One day I'm gonna fucking murder you and tell the police it was because of that stupid ass girl wolf tag joke and they'll be like "that's fair"
you are just mad because you are angry



