Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Bath time is the best time!
Me at the beginning: What the fuck is that thing?
Me at the end: What the fuck was that thing? It was being such a good boy.
Red Tegu Lizard named MacGyver. Male Tegu apparently grow those jowls. I think it makes them look like they swallowed a hamburger whole.
Tegu are apparently some of the smartest and most sociable lizards. They recognize their owners, can be trained to some degree and show affection.
He wanted her to pick him up I can’t believe this what a good boy
(Source: macgyverlizard, via timurmurtazin)
after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service “hey how can i help you” and without missing a beat he accidentally said “hey what can i get ya” (he works at starbucks) and that was the closest i’ve ever felt to someone
we were two NPC’s who met irl
(via funfetti-cakke)
D&D Shenanigans Series, Volume One.
The colored text at the bottoms are Feats. The off-color ones are for flavor and/or somesuch. Do the point buy math, the stats are legit - A-
Wooo, compilation! - A-
…wow, accidentally made a kinda-maybe-balanced party there ò .ó
Warlock offers some good DPS spells, Rogue can resort to finesse weapons for attacks, Bard is a balanced support, and Cleric’s a tanky healer and if needed can use Spiritual Weapon. Also there’s hidden home brewery afoot - w-
It’s fine, they’ll be fineeee >:y
(via gearholder)
bnha…youtuber au..thing?
i dont know why i did this
Three million views. This is what pride feels like.
(via chefpyro)
