sincardinality:

sexycontainmentprocedures:

Just a reminder that field agents can’t blaze it at 4:20 because 4:20 is 1620 for them. They gotta do it at 4:20 AM, or 0420, which is still the weed number even in 24-hour format. New team members get woken up at 0418 by their MTF commanders on the first offsite overnight mission like “wake up, it’s time” and they shoot upright with their rifle at the ready like “what’s going on where’s the target” but naw bitch put your gun down the target is this blunt

Special Containment Procedures: The blunt shall be ignited with a flame that has a spherical radius of no more than 0.5cm. When ignition commences, the resulting combustion byproducts shall be inhaled into the lungs of MTF βλ-420 (”Blaze It”) and contained there for as long as possible.

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229 notes5 years ago

paulthebukkit:

D E S T R O Y E D

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179,277 notes5 years ago

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256,087 notes5 years ago

doom-exe:

iamoutofideas:

doom-exe:

i dont get the hate with greentexting outside of 4chan

it can take a statement like 

“wow its really pathetic that you dont own an avocado tree” and simplifies it to

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A lot of racists use it outside the site

A lot of racists like to eat barbeque but that ain’t gonna make me stop eating delicious brisket because I ain’t a bitch

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67,602 notes5 years ago

rasec-wizzlbang:

argumate:

neilcicierega:

fravit:

neilcicierega:

It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder

You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better

this is the best smash up yet

Great news, Smash Mouth posted a link to this on their facebook and twitter.

this is now eggfficially a Smash Mouth sanctioned remix

mentally can’t distinguish it from the original

this is too powerful

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117,338 notes5 years ago

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1,151 notes5 years ago
chefpyro:
“ pembrokewkorgi:
“ supremesolarmann:
“Dragon Maid from a Another Dimension ”
@chefpyro
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chefpyro:

pembrokewkorgi:

supremesolarmann:

Dragon Maid from a Another Dimension 

@chefpyro

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568 notes5 years ago

nonon-jakuzure:

nonon-jakuzure:

Ppl wanna fuck a dice man and alien clown but no one wanna even hug me

At the end of the day, the least fuckable monster bad guy was… …me

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1,089 notes5 years ago

votlron:

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173,716 notes5 years ago

Suburban moms against SCP- Foundation

justketerthings:

Just because my son bursts into flames and scrawls forbiddin runes on the walls sometimes does not mean he should get locked in a box

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