thechronicleofshe:

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

why is this so fucking funny

(Source: whisqrs, via inuleeli)

kairoscuro:

yesterday I saw a parked car with a bumper sticker that read “my other horse is a ghost” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

(via probablyfakeblonde)

great new lifehack

sexycontainmentprocedures:

breach containment and cause a CK-Class Reality Restructuring Scenario

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about K-Class Scenarios to dispute it.

(Source: sexycontainmentprocedures, via sexycontainmentprocedures)

scuzer:

dubydoods:

pychopath:

scuzer:

owls are bullshit and here’s why

@dubydoods

this is what an owl looks like without feathers 

look at it.

its like it came from the labyrinth.

thanks! i hate it

(via meat-monster-deactivated2018010)