The Universal D&D Experience™

ninastestanin:

gothvelma:

awkwardcritter:

Random NPC appears.

Players: Sooooo…what’s their name?

DM: * groans in agony *

NPC that is all statted out with intricate backstory and was planned to be plot-relevant appears

Players: We kill them. Immediately. 

I now understand this pain

(Source: thehauntedlibrarian, via kitana-coldfire)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Player: “I give him my number”

DM: Ok, roll a D20

Player: I got a 17

DM: Phones don’t exist in D&D, so you just handed him a piece of paper with the number 17 written on it. 

(via blaruu)

mikedaws0n:

One hambaga please.

(via meat-monster-deactivated2018010)