Anonymous: sally how do i get a girlfriend


nendocris:

Well… Gentlemen

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  • Women love hats, remember to always wear a fedora everywhere- it’s very mature, and shows signs of interests. They simply cannot friendzone you that way.
  • Talk about how important Men’s Rights are and explain why we need the Patriarchy. 
  • Never date a feminist
  • If they are religious, dump them immediately- Religions are the source of evil, and they will never experience true euphoria and the full power of science
  • Talk to them about your obsession for particular shows and try to convince them into it, if they don’t, then they’re just h8ers, lol xD
  • Offer them Dorites
  • If they friendzone you, it’s okay, you’re way too attractive for them anyways

Good luck, gentlemen

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Anonymous: Do you like slime?


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ser-fredrick:

ari-6:

Poor Yang… Too much of one kind of love, not enough of the other…

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autonomicalowlpigeons:

the-dragon-becomes-me:

handsomezack:

off camera someone’s holding a gun to him asking what sonic character that is

that’s the only way someone could be as anxious as this man

the facial expression shift right after he says “tails” is in reaction to the gun wielder frowning, shaking their head, & raising the weapon to aim at his face

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battlecrazed-axe-mage:

idrils:

dm: roll athletics

all the squishies, in chorus: c a n  i  r o l l  a c r o b a t i c s  i n s t e a d

DM: roll acrobatics

my tank, who has not a graceful bone in her thick beefy body: c a n i r o l l a t h l e t i c s i n s t e a d

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timurmurtazin:

n7brendan:

hope everyone’s havin’ a wonderful week

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Reddit Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/comments/78g6w4/rwby_character_status_chart_volume_5_chapter_2/

@weebladonna

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1,511 notes5 years ago

Anonymous: lmao how can you post so much about (rightfully) hating animal abuse while fsr you're totally okay with some kid killing a whale just because it's part of his tradition?


despazito:

get back to me when you can afford to buy your groceries in the arctic circle

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comcastkills:
“Why do people believe corporations are gonna keep promises that harm their profits in the first place? Lmao
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comcastkills:

Why do people believe corporations are gonna keep promises that harm their profits in the first place? Lmao

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verycooltrash:

wetorturedsomefolks:

was johnny bravo a chad or an incel

incel trapped in a chad’s body

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