ladyananas:

quintessentialbeings:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was in a mall with my friend and then suddenly his watch started beeping and I asked him why he had an alarm set for 3:00 and he told me that it was because it was Wendy’s time. Immediately after, we found a Wendy’s and when we walked in, all the employees were chanting “Wendy’s time” and it sure was something.

sometimes i worry about the people on this website and their weird experiences and then i notice their username

sometimes i worry about my willingness to shrug off stories like that like “eh it’s wendy’s, weird shit happens there”

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johnnyjoestarrelatable:

the-realest-asami:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

the-realest-asami:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

the host greeting you at dennys is a cutscene and following them to a table is a quicktime event

what happens if you fail the QTE

trip and fall directly onto someone’s Grand Slam™ pancakes

does this trigger combat

yes

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koobaxion:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

heres a concept: inchad.

no matter what this guy does, no matter how badly he cuts his hair, no matter how shitty he dresses, no longer how many days he skips showing, no matter how rude or uncharismatic he is, he is completely unable to stop people from finding him to be the most handsome man they’ve ever seen.

Junkrat

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