william-snekspeare:

I’m watching Steven universe in Spanish and “snake people, or sneople” in the Spanish version is “hombres serpientes, o serpiombres” and I feel like that is 1000% funnier I’m just saying ???

(via mrs-zuipperpips)

metaru-lee:

That is the face of a man who’s going to fuck someone up

(via owny-chan)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: In combat with some kobolds and drakes. 

Dragonborn player: Can I light myself on fire?

DM: Well you have 100% resistance [due to a magic item] so okay… You’re now on fire. 

Player: Can I… can I hug the kobold? 

DM: …

DM: You give the kobold a nice hug. He is now offended and on fire. 

(via norav2)